You ******* *smashing chair over Leftys head*.... you stole my martini...and even ate the olive...*breaking beer bottle*...*rolling up sleeve to reveal glaring tatoo of a naked man on a Harley*...lets rumble...
ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH@!!!!!!!
Well, not really, I just felt like saying that. But I got your attention, didn't I? Come on, nothing ever happens here anymore. Let's get ourselves drunk and get in one of those old-fashioned bar brawlthingies. You know, with the smashing the chairs, breaking bottles at the bar and waving them around, the pianist suddenly stops playing, the can can girls run and dive behind the curtains, the barkeep ducks and prays they'll leave the booze alone. You know, the good kind!
You ******* *smashing chair over Leftys head*.... you stole my martini...and even ate the olive...*breaking beer bottle*...*rolling up sleeve to reveal glaring tatoo of a naked man on a Harley*...lets rumble...
ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH@!!!!!!!
*rides my motorbike thru the swinging doors and takes out several bar room brawlers when I crash into the tables*
Alll righty then..*uncricks neck to the right with a loud "CRICK"*..Let's get it on!!!
*ducks under a roundhouse punch and leads with a left upper cut leaving the guy seeing stars*.. [img]graemlins/star.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/star.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/star.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/star.gif[/img]
Dagnabbit!!! Did ya git a load of that chick on the Harley????*guzzling a long neck Bud*..she is bbbaaaddd to the bbbbone!!!!!
AAAHR! Chicks! On Harleys! BE GONE!
*Jumps over counter*
*Grabs barkeep's shotgun*
Let's get her. We don't want bikers trashing our nice little place. We want to do that OURSELVES!
****** gun*
*Fires gun into tap*
*Beer sprays*
Who's up for another round?!
I've always wanted to smash up a western bar...flinging the spitoon across the room...take that!!!!...You filthy horse thief..
*Jumps on piano*
Play it again, Sam!
*Smashes bottle over pianist's head*
*Jumps on the keys*
Look ma, no hands!
Why you "lillie-livered" catfish sucking snake in the grass....I'll meet you in the street at "HIGH NOON".....
Hey ma, where are you going with that gun in your hand, gun in your hand?
Thank god I don't need guns: I have perfectly good running legs!
>>> Faster than a speeding bullet >>>
I know that song..LOL.....*shooting at Lefty's skinny legs as he darts over the horizon*
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